I have herpes...

She doesn't. And we're trying to keep it that way...



And now we're doing more to keep it that way...

Maybe it's not funny...

What the [beep] ever!

This was a pretty clever Budlight commercial. I won't get into the semantics of alcohol advertising and how "the big companies are ruining our lives," or whatever. Just laugh. For once in your [beep]ing life.